You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[ShapeShifter]

AndyTblc wrote:

Rubbersidedown wrote:
If roughing it is a park with no cable hook-up.

lol, I always say roughing it is forgetting the satellite dish

No, roughing it is when your portable satellite dish can't get HD! :W

[AndyTblc]

Rubbersidedown wrote:
If roughing it is a park with no cable hook-up.

lol, I always say roughing it is forgetting the satellite dish

[Rubbersidedown]

If roughing it is a park with no cable hook-up.

[Tumbleweeds]

You put 800 count sheets on the RV but leave the 300 count on the house bed.

[AndyTblc]

If you can sit on the toilet, wash your feet, and wash your hands at one time with 3 seperate fixtures

[rondeb]

If you are at Walmart buying your 3rd outdoor entry door mat in 6 months.

[justALnow]

. . . going down the road you see an RV with a 6 foot section of 4-inch PVC attached to the rear bumper and you actually know what's inside.

[Tvov]

VernM wrote:
Down-easter Pat Pepin has put it all to music for those of you who don't yet know who you are. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orn7xAEKov4

LOL! That is good!

[Rubbersidedown]

If you have to go to the TT to get to your "good" tools.

And, if the worst days camping are still better than most of the best days at work.

[SpoiledRotten]

if your favorite game is "count the RVs" while on a trip.

[SpoiledRotten]

if you are taking your last bite of lunch, wondering what you will fix/eat for supper.

[bigred1cav]

you go to the coach and sleep in it anticipating the next trip.

[JAXFL]

Al/Reeni wrote:

bandmjdavis wrote:
If you wish your laundry detergent and fabric softener came in "Campfire" scent.

That's the best - when your camper has been closed up since your last trip, you go out to get something out of it, and the woodsmoke smell about knocks you over. I just stand there and INHALE!

You know you are there when you HAVE to go to the camper to get something because the house is out of it and you always keep the camper stocked.

[justALnow]

bandmjdavis wrote:
If you wish your laundry detergent and fabric softener came in "Campfire" scent.

That's the best - when your camper has been closed up since your last trip, you go out to get something out of it, and the woodsmoke smell about knocks you over. I just stand there and INHALE!

[bandmjdavis]

If you wish your laundry detergent and fabric softener came in "Campfire" scent.