You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[justALnow]

. . . having run short on time before a camping trip, you have only
washed the "door side" on your camper.

[LuckeyUs]

...if you like the smell of formaldehyde.

[noteven]

DodgieDan wrote:
If you remember city and town names because they have a Wal-Mart that lets you spend the night!


Bin There Done That!

...and you have that special list of Wal-marts with "quiet" parking lots below the grade of the the busy road...

That's it we're watching The Long Long Trailer again...

[JAXFL]

When your grand-daughter tells her friends at school.... "my grand parents live in a bus".

[kginder]

... if you know what a honey wagon is AND you actually know all of the intricacies of how it works.

After a long hot afternoon and a 12 pack I found the whole thing fascinating.

[michigansandzil]

If you say, "It's time to go home" and your 3 year old says, "To the house with wheels, or the house without wheels?"

[musicman54]

if your rv cost more then your house

[LuckeyUs]

...if you forget how to pack a suitcase.

[pnichols]

... in the last couple of months you are at home but have slept in your RV (sitting out in the backyard) more than you have slept in your home. :h

[pioneerclaims]

if your wife walks in on you sneaking peeks at new RV's online, and you hurry to shut down the computer as if it were naughty girl pictures...

[kebmw]

If you put a paved slab with full hookups in your side yard for your RV and decide that if you ever sell in the future, it must be to an RV'er!! (because you can't bear to have it go to waste as a regular parking spot)

~Karin

[Chock_Full_o__N]

If you choose your next home based on whether or not you can park your rig in the side yard...

[MelinProv]

when your Mother in Law comes over YOU go out in the RV

[Bipeflier]

When your grown daughter buys "campfire" and "smores" candles at Bath & Body so her apartment smells like her childhood summers. (True story)

[MonkeyCowboy]

lrom wrote:
--And you actually think that non-campers will WANT to see your toy.