Guess What the Kid Did NOW?

[AZPops]

OK, I'll admit. This is one, I gotta give to the boy.

I park the Jeep in our usual stall at Walmart. ..... I heard you! ... We go there at 03:45, or 3:45 AM fur some of yous, so our parking spot is always available.

Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted. I crack the windows open fur the Kid, give him a pat on his head, tell him to watch the Jeep, lock the door, then head on in to do my shopping.

About 1/2 hour into my shopping. I hear an employee on the PA system asking shoppers, if anyone is the owner of a black dog.

Now I'm thinking, who in their right mind would bring an unleashed dog shopping. Oh well, we are at Walmart, so anything can happen. ....So I just chuckled to myself,..... till I heard the employee describe the dog.

The Kid's in the Jeep, but I better go check, just in case.

This employee I'm walking toward knows me, as well as a few others, as I shop there quite often. He's looking around, I don't see the dog yet. I ask, did you announce something about a black dog?

Yeah, you know this dog? As I turn the corner, there's Calvin, standing wagging his tail. .... Yup, my dog.

Well, he came up to the check out counter with these two 10 lb. bags of bird seed.

How the heck did he do that? .... Don't know, but you gonna pay for'um?

Dang Kid,

Pops







:B:B ....BIG DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF CALVIN'S, "DANG KID" PARODY JOKES / STORIES. .... :B:B

[dspencer]

Now that's a good one! :B

[AZPops]

dspencer wrote:
If your extra good to him in the mean time I have it on good authority that a promotion is in line. Head of the pooper scooper division. :B I hear that's right up there with the secret service division. :h

They're already teaching the Secret Service Agents, the proper technique of picking up Poop. I heard they ordered a hundred cases of Walmart shopping bags as well.

Bora Bora's looking real good! ... :B


Pops

[dspencer]

If your extra good to him in the mean time I have it on good authority that a promotion is in line. Head of the pooper scooper division. :B I hear that's right up there with the secret service division. :h

[AZPops]

dspencer wrote:

AZPops wrote:
OK, see what you started? The boy's sitting next to my desk / dinner table, with a note book, pen, and a Bora Bora vacation brochure in his mouth.


Dang Kid!


Pops

Tell him to be patient Pops and he can start going to Camp David for his vacations. Maybe he will make a spot for us in his cabinet. :B

I already told you, .... I'm NOT going to be his gardener!


Pops .... :B

[dspencer]

AZPops wrote:
OK, see what you started? The boy's sitting next to my desk / dinner table, with a note book, pen, and a Bora Bora vacation brochure in his mouth.


Dang Kid!


Pops

Tell him to be patient Pops and he can start going to Camp David for his vacations. Maybe he will make a spot for us in his cabinet. :B

[Deb_and_Ed_M]

OutdoorPhotographer wrote:

Naio wrote:

2oldman wrote:
Why do you shop at 3am?

Because the birds get up at 4.

We really need an upvote button for replies like this. :B

I agree - I burst out laughing!!!!!

[xteacher]

:B:B:B

[Uppercrust]

To funny!

[AZPops]

OK, see what you started? The boy's sitting next to my desk / dinner table, with a note book, pen, and a Bora Bora vacation brochure in his mouth.


Dang Kid!


Pops

[AZPops]

magnusfide wrote:
Pops: you need to write a book called Calvin's Dog Tails illustrated in a hilarious cartoon format. Just saying. It'll raise enough $$ to fund Calvin's presidential run in 2016.:c

Wish I was, but I ain't that talented, Would be nice though, to have something that'll make folks smile.


Pops

[dspencer]

I will donate to Calvin's presidential campaign! :B

[magnusfide]

Pops: you need to write a book called Calvin's Dog Tails illustrated in a hilarious cartoon format. Just saying. It'll raise enough $$ to fund Calvin's presidential run in 2016.:c

[dspencer]

That is hilarious! But of course anything Calvin cooks up is. :B

[OutdoorPhotogra]

Naio wrote:

2oldman wrote:
Why do you shop at 3am?

Because the birds get up at 4.

We really need an upvote button for replies like this. :B