ebay Tech Item Message To Brighten Your Day

[MEXICOWANDERER]

"Dear Boss,

I am the package from Robothome. I have already take on my wings and fly to you. But because the traffic is really bad now, maybe I will delay. Hope you can forgive my delay.

Could you please kindly wait for me, I will try my best to meet you in time.

If I was delay, and you couldn't find me, you can contact Customer service- Azure by ebay message. She will help you."

I wish some USA vendors would get the drift.

[MEXICOWANDERER]

My kids are enduring a hurricane the most powerful hurricane on record with TWO HUNDRED MILE PER HOUR WIND. This is no joke and this is no exaggeration. Go to the NHC site and see for yourself. Remember my "overkill" building construction that brought a chuckle? Well go freaking chuckle again.

NHC Cut and Paste UNMODIFIED

FORECAST POSITIONS AND MAX WINDS

INIT 23/1500Z 17.6N 105.5W 175 KT 200 MPH
12H 24/0000Z 19.8N 105.1W 130 KT 150 MPH...INLAND
24H 24/1200Z 22.9N 103.6W 60 KT 70 MPH...INLAND
36H 25/0000Z 25.7N 101.6W 20 KT 25 MPH...POST-TROP/REMNT LOW
48H 25/1200Z...DISSIPATED

$$
Forecaster Beven

[beemerphile1]

bucky wrote:
I think it was Chin-eze, not Mex-eze.

It's called Chinglish.

Thanks Mex, I get it.

[RJsfishin]

His find fault hate list grows longer. Just add ebay to smart charger, and USA list
Next will come, "so long cruel world, I've had enuff"

[bucky]

I think it was Chin-eze, not Mex-eze.

[GordonThree]

MEXICOWANDERER wrote:
"Dear Boss,

I am the package from Robothome. I have already take on my wings and fly to you. But because the traffic is really bad now, maybe I will delay. Hope you can forgive my delay.

Could you please kindly wait for me, I will try my best to meet you in time.

If I was delay, and you couldn't find me, you can contact Customer service- Azure by ebay message. She will help you."

I wish some USA vendors would get the drift.

I like it!

[Gdetrailer]

MEXICOWANDERER wrote:
Yeah!
Shootz I gotta balance out the grumpiness somehow. Your emote tore me up. Thanks Gdetrailer!

The weight of the world on your shoulders?

Have no fear..



It isn't all that bad..

[MEXICOWANDERER]

Yeah!
Shootz I gotta balance out the grumpiness somehow. Your emote tore me up. Thanks Gdetrailer!

[Gdetrailer]

MEXICOWANDERER wrote:
Ooooooo

Someone needs a smile.

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 😉

Better?

[MEXICOWANDERER]

Ooooooo

Someone needs a smile.

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 😉

[Gdetrailer]

fj12ryder wrote:
Wha...? I'm sure this is supposed to be informative, but mostly it's just confusing.

Its "Mex-eze" for "your package most likely will not show up when we promised type" of message..

[fj12ryder]

Maybe just a little to obscure or obtuse for actual humor. Irony maybe?

[MEXICOWANDERER]

It's to break up the monotony with a little smile powder. "My toilet whistles" and "why does my battery die aged one year" need a little seasoning. This is supposed to make a person smile - an upside down frown.

[fj12ryder]

Wha...? I'm sure this is supposed to be informative, but mostly it's just confusing.