RV- masterfully engineered vehicle designed to be entirely self contained with built in electrical, water and waste systems.
RV park- business dedicated to selling electrical, water and waste service to self contained RV's
travel trailer- RV towed by a tow vehicle
tow vehicle- underpowered device for towing travel trailer
fifth wheel- travel trailer for those who prefer extra stairs and wind resistance
truck camper- travel trailer without wheels. preferred by those with nostalgic love of vault toilets
pop-up- tent on wheels. preferred by those that enjoy the expense, complexity and maintainence of travel trailers without the comforts.
motorhome- rv for those that want to avoid the inconvenience of having to hook up and tow a trailer.
toad- vehicle inevitably hooked up and towed behind motorhome.
class b- motor home for barbie & ken, or midgets in love.
class c- traffic obstruction device. preferred by members of the anti-destination league
class A - motorhome for dentists
campground fee- monetary payment to cover cost of camp host
camp host- individual charged with seeing that campground fees are paid
state park- rv park with pond
national park- beautiful destination characterized by insufficient rv facilities
forest service campground- area confused by rocky mountain residents with frat houses, and confused by easterners with mortuaries.
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