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You might be an RV if?

Songbirds
Explorer
Explorer
Here is some HUMOR we can all play along, by adding to the phrase.

Most of us may know the funny comedian Jeff Foxworthy, and his famous lines of "you might be a Red Neck if?"

This one is for fun and every RV'er can play along by adding a line. So finish the following line,

You might be an RV if?

If you have a Towed following you down the road.

So before you Answer add the phrase "You might be an RV if" and then your ANSWER, to your post below.
2021 Mercedes-Benz Sprinter Van, showing six tires down, 3400XD, V6, 7-Speed Automatic 24FL, 170-WB, 24'-3", Coachmen Galleria w/Li3, "Next ROAD TRIP" to where?
25 REPLIES 25

Veebyes
Explorer II
Explorer II
You might be an RVer if you look at the price of fuel at every station you go past. 3
Boat: 32' 1996 Albin 32+2, single Cummins 315hp
40+ night per year overnighter

2007 Alpenlite 34RLR
2006 Chevy 3500 LT, CC,LB 6.6L Diesel

Ham Radio: VP9KL, IRLP node 7995

goreds2
Explorer
Explorer
Not mine but you might be an RV if the bank owns you.
See Picture In My Profile
I have a 1989 Dodge XPLORER RV Class B - Purchased 10/15/10 IN CASH
Fiance' purchased a Class C 2002 Dynamax Carri-go on 5/1/15 IN CASH
We've got the best of both worlds

bigred1cav
Explorer
Explorer
You smell like wood smoke and beer

garmp
Explorer II
Explorer II
You might be a RV'er if:

Google maps is your home page.
Our 2351D Phoenix Cruiser, Jack, has turned us from campers into RVers and loving it!

mdcamping
Explorer
Explorer
You might be an RV if

The only way you can back your truck correctly is if you have the trailer on

Mike
2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost 4X4 Supercrew GCWR 19,500 157WB
Payload 2476 Maxtow 13,800 3.73 Equalizer 4 Pt Sway Hitch
2017 Jayco Jay Flight 24RBS
Old TV, 07 Toyota Tacoma, Double Cab, Factory Tow Pkg, retired towing at 229K. (Son now owns truck)

DkCreative
Explorer
Explorer
You might be a RVer if you don't give away your handmedowns. You just transfer them into your camper.

Towels, kitchen items, bathroom supplies 🙂
Owner of a 26 ft Okanagon Ultralight
https://itsurvive.comItSurive
https://airbnbuniverse.comAirbnb Universe

Veebyes
Explorer II
Explorer II
You might be an RVer if you have to move all the stuff off the bed & put it on the dining table every night so that you can sleep.
Boat: 32' 1996 Albin 32+2, single Cummins 315hp
40+ night per year overnighter

2007 Alpenlite 34RLR
2006 Chevy 3500 LT, CC,LB 6.6L Diesel

Ham Radio: VP9KL, IRLP node 7995

Edd505
Explorer
Explorer
You might be a rv'r if you have used your foot to flush. Always an issue when we get back home.
2015 F350 FX4 SRW 6.7 Crew, longbed - 2017 Durango Gold 353RKT
2006 F350 SRW 6.0 crew longbed sold
2000 F250 SRW 7.3 extended longbed airbags sold
2001 Western Star 4900EX sold
Jayco Eagle 30.5BHLT sold, Layton 24.5LT sold

Veebyes
Explorer II
Explorer II
You might be an RVer if your eggs slide every which way in the frying pan. You think this is normal & know why.
Boat: 32' 1996 Albin 32+2, single Cummins 315hp
40+ night per year overnighter

2007 Alpenlite 34RLR
2006 Chevy 3500 LT, CC,LB 6.6L Diesel

Ham Radio: VP9KL, IRLP node 7995

Veebyes
Explorer II
Explorer II
You might be an RVer if you have to remove the clothes hamper, dish drying towels, maybe other stuff from the shower stall before you can take a shower.
Boat: 32' 1996 Albin 32+2, single Cummins 315hp
40+ night per year overnighter

2007 Alpenlite 34RLR
2006 Chevy 3500 LT, CC,LB 6.6L Diesel

Ham Radio: VP9KL, IRLP node 7995

campigloo
Explorer
Explorer
You might be an rv if you ride on three wheels.

Deb_and_Ed_M
Explorer II
Explorer II
You might be an RVer if your clothes smell slightly of Bounce or peppermint oil 😉
Ed, Deb, and 2 dogs
Looking for a small Class C!

2012Coleman
Explorer II
Explorer II
Isn't is supposed to be You Might be an RV if?


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Our guess is the OP meant rv'er and not rv. If this is not correct I am sure the OP will jump in and clarify. Meanwhile 'carry on'...... there are some cute ones so far. (Mod) 🙂
Experience without good judgment is worthless; good judgment without experience is still good judgment!

2018 RAM 3500 Big Horn CTD
2018 Grand Design Reflection 303RLS

jetboater454
Explorer
Explorer
You might be a rv'r if you have a ladder strapped to your ladder.
2011 Toyota Tundra DC Long Bed
2001 Harley Dyna Lowrider