You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[Sailbad]

I'm in a S/B taking a shower. Neighbor has a dragster. He starts the car and the engine is loping. My first thought is "What's wrong with the water pump?".

[adondo]

...You're driving a Jeep and come to a downhill. You whack your arm into the door because you're in the habit of reaching down to flip on the exhaust brake switch down on the side panel, which of course, does NOT exist in the Jeep. 🙂

[justALnow]

. . . you decide where to shop based solely on their price on Yard Gard.

[PaulandMarie]

If… you load the laundry in the car, go searching for a laundry mat before you realize you are at home, not camping

If… you go to look for the backup monitor, before you realize you are in the car

[PaulandMarie]

if... you look for the coin slot on the washer/dryer at home 🙂

[planohog]

IF while in Texas you consider Buck-eey's a manditory Stop..

[Mountain_Mama]

you consider going to the local SP because you have one 1/2 price coupon to use before the end of the month...and the heat index is over 100!!!

[justALnow]

. . . you can clean your entire "home" in 3 minutes with a Dust Buster.

[RV_Missouri]

...your wife, who knows nothing about cars or trucks, says "That rig is way too big for the tow vehicle."

...you read overhead clearance signs while driving a passenger car.

...you notice diesel fuel prices before gasoline prices while driving a passenger car.

...you swing wide on tight corners while driving a passenger car.

[admiral64]

Your good friend is building his retirement home down in VA and you tell him he has to put a pad in with electric, water and if possible a sewer connection for when you visit.:B

[StanleyandIris]

justALnow wrote:
Part of preparing for house guests includes dumping your tanks.

hilarious!

[Tarponteaser]

...you look for an rv lot to check out campers when visiting friends/relatives in other locales.

[justALnow]

Part of preparing for house guests includes dumping your tanks.

[Tvov]

The first thing you convince a new RV owner buy are the awning de-flappers -- usually because you've experienced windy conditions and a loose awning!

[MSHappyCampers]

jnesta wrote:
if... you know what TT, TV, 5er, DW, DH, HA, PR, FK, RL, SO, SS, TH, TC, PUP, SC, LB, SB, DRW all mean.

if... you understand the humor in all of the previous responses.

I'm guilty..what do they all mean ??