You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[dalenoel]

Pat Clicky

[VernM]

Down-easter Pat Pepin has put it all to music for those of you who don't yet know who you are. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orn7xAEKov4

[searfoss]

admiral64 wrote:
You might be an RV'er if your teenage DS stills wants to go on vacation with you.:B

Yeah... I miss that

[tnsauerkraut]

If you have an rv bookmark that has over 45 links...

[justALnow]

. . . while shopping for a new car for your wife, you ask the salesman for the date codes on the tires and he looks at you like you have lobsters coming out your ears.

[justALnow]

. . . your camping checklist used to read:

- Tent
- Sleeping bag
- Coleman stove


and now reads:

- GPS
- Cell phone charger
- Laptop
- Air card
- DirecTV receiver

[Pokey2]

X2!

[Okie_in_Wyoming]

Al/Reeni wrote:
. . . on her way to the bathroom, your grandaughter announces to the entire room full of family and friends that she "needs to dump her black tank".

This one had me laughing out loud!!!

[hockeypop9]

if--you consider driving cross country & back a no-brainer compaired to flying.....

[justALnow]

. . . on her way to the bathroom, your grandaughter announces to the entire room full of family and friends that she "needs to dump her black tank".

[justALnow]

rv4us3 wrote:
DW and I just finished reading all 50 pages in one sitting...funny stuff! Came up with a couple of our own

If
when you remember to vaccinate the dog, but forget about the kids.

Now THAT'S funny. :B

[jerrju2]

when you see a Wal Mart you think of a rest area and not just a dept. store.

you're outside having a conversation with your neighbor and you start identifying the birds that are lighting in the trees.

you bought a fire bowl to enjoy in your backyard when you can't go camping.

[admiral64]

You give up a job coaching high school football so you can camp in the fall. (guilty)

[admiral64]

You might be an RV'er if your teenage DS stills wants to go on vacation with you.:B

[WeRmudfun]

DW and I just finished reading all 50 pages in one sitting...funny stuff! Came up with a couple of our own

If
when you remember to vaccinate the dog, but forget about the kids.

when non-RVers ask you if you have a passport and you show them your PassportAmerica card.

when after pulling into driveway after long trip, you sit at the RV table and start planning your next trip before unloading it