You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[Mote]

If you are hauling your bicycles home in the bed of your truck...and they are still attached to the bike rack and rear bumper that fell off the camper.

[wynn144]

When asked where are you from you point over the next campsite and say right over there for the the time being, hard telling next week.:B

[justALnow]

crafter32034 wrote:
This thread is the funniest . My face hurts from laughing.

If: You watched "Doomsday Preppers" and realized that you are better prepared than all of them........you might be an RVer

Very true - In preparations for the arrival of T.S.Isaac, I had the water tank filled, generator gassed up, LP tanks filled, installed a dedicated gen-powered outlet on the side of the Toy Hauler, and a power cord was run to the house to power the essentials.

Afterwards, I was a bit disappointed that we never even lost power.

[jac3rd]

...on your first date he or she mentions condo and you know you will not see her or him again

...on a dating site if rving or camping is not mentioned in their profile you do not contact or respond to any they messages send to you.

...the person says one of the greatest things in the world is the smell of bacon cooking over a campfire, you think you may have found your soul mate.

[crafter32034]

This thread is the funniest . My face hurts from laughing.

If: You watched "Doomsday Preppers" and realized that you are better prepared than all of them........you might be an RVer

[pasusan]

...you leave your S/B lights on timers the whole season.

[motorhomes1]

Very funny post. I got a good laugh from this. By these standards, I guess I'm a true RV'r. Jeff Foxworthy's you know you're a redneck if ... are really funny too. Keep this post going! I wish I were creative enough to come up with a few.

[campn4walleye]

you get excited seeing your neighbors take out their RV at the beginning of the season.

[Weazletoe]

Far-N-Sweet wrote:
If you fly on business and are looking out the window for camping spots

+1 Thought I was the only one who does that when I fly over the Rockies.

BTW...I see you are in Liberty. I work there.

[Far-N-Sweet]

If you fly on business and are looking out the window for camping spots

[down_home]

If you know the prices and specs of every 22.5 in tire made.
if the local RV store calls you for advice on tires.

[Tvov]

justALnow wrote:
. . . even after 5 years on the RV.net, you are still drawn to a Walmart thread like a moth to flame. You know it's gonna be a trainwreck, but you just can't help reading and chuckling.

I resemble this! I must be an RV'r...

[ShapeShifter]

justALnow wrote:
. . . even after 5 years on the RV.net, you are still drawn to a Walmart thread like a moth to flame. You know it's gonna be a trainwreck, but you just can't help reading and chuckling.

LOL! Or drawn to an electrical thread... or a gas vs diesel thread... or a dolly vs four-down dinghy thread... or an auxilary toad brake thread... or... ...

[justALnow]

. . . even after 5 years on the RV.net, you are still drawn to a Walmart thread like a moth to flame. You know it's gonna be a trainwreck, but you just can't help reading and chuckling.

[HppyCampr]

adondo wrote:

smokedummy wrote:
If the only Lucille Ball movie you can recall is "The Long Long Trailer"... you might be an RVer.

When you can IDENTIFY yourself with Lucy in "The Long Long Trailer" than you're an RV'r.

I've had my mother on trips, and she's hidden rocks for example. :B

If you never heard of the above movie before this post and yet searched for it on TV as fast as your little fingers could fly because it had the word TRAILER in the title and was on RV.net 🙂