โApr-02-2014 04:02 AM
โApr-02-2014 06:59 PM
naturist wrote:
So the answer to your question is "yes," but it's worse than you know. The only way I know to counteract that energy field is to present your rig as the most terrifying spot on the 500 acre field. Fly a giant skull & crossbones pirate flag, or a confederate flag, scatter empty beer cans liberally around, fire a shotgun wildly in the air when you see 'em comin', and chase your SO, around the RV several laps, both of you nearly naked and screaming at the top of your lungs. And if you can have 3 or 4 pitbulls barking loudly in the scrum, that will help, too.
โApr-02-2014 05:42 PM
~DJ~ wrote:
I call them Cling-Ons. And they do the same dang thing on the freeway!!!
โApr-02-2014 05:36 PM
โApr-02-2014 05:20 PM
mlts22 wrote:
One trick I did was when I was checking the LP gas lines with a wand and glycerin spray (I don't like soapy water -- if it isn't wiped off, it corrodes), and told someone pulling up that I was doing a Zippo test to hunt down why air is in my propane lines. He promptly selected a spot well away from me.
โApr-02-2014 01:25 PM
โApr-02-2014 01:15 PM
naturist wrote:This reminds me of years ago, we were camping with our kids in a beautiful, primitive CG in the Allegheny National Forest. The kids (responsible and able to do this alone) were starting a campfire while we grownups went for a walk in the woods. We started seeing major plumes of smoke coming from the CG area so we rushed back to see what was going on. Our son said - Nothing wrong... We just didn't want the newcomers to set up next to us so we added wet leaves to the fire to make lots of smoke. And it worked - they picked a spot pretty far away.
I think there's more to it than that. An astonishing number of folks are barely brave enough to venture out into the wilds, but not brave enough to enjoy it.
We once owned a house on a quiet cul de sac at the edge of town. Lots were acre-and-a-half, and although there was a house directly across the street, there were empty lots on either side and several hundred acres of woods behind. One couple who came to look at it had told their realtor they wanted seclusion, but the wife expressed her horror over the isolation and that she could never live so far from civilization.
So the answer to your question is "yes," but it's worse than you know. The only way I know to counteract that energy field is to present your rig as the most terrifying spot on the 500 acre field. Fly a giant skull & crossbones pirate flag, or a confederate flag, scatter empty beer cans liberally around, fire a shotgun wildly in the air when you see 'em comin', and chase your SO, around the RV several laps, both of you nearly naked and screaming at the top of your lungs. And if you can have 3 or 4 pitbulls barking loudly in the scrum, that will help, too.
โApr-02-2014 01:02 PM
ol Bombero-JC wrote:That is so true! We make sure to park *really* far away whenever possible...06Fargo wrote:
Does the "first parked" RV at a 500 acre overnight spot emit an energy field that immediately attracts more vehicles to snuggle up near it, instead of park over there 1/2 mile away?
You don't need to be in a 500 acre park to experience the phenomenon!
The "No Door Dings" syndrome:
Just park your new car or truck -or old one you try to keep pristine- in an empty parking lot, well away from whatever store you plan to visit.
*Guaranteed* there will be a car, SUV, truck or a "beater" parked on either side of you in short order - while the rest of the parking lot is still empty..:(
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โApr-02-2014 01:01 PM
โApr-02-2014 12:07 PM
06Fargo wrote:
Does the "first parked" RV at a 500 acre overnight spot emit an energy field that immediately attracts more vehicles to snuggle up near it, instead of park over there 1/2 mile away?
โApr-02-2014 11:22 AM
โApr-02-2014 10:39 AM
โApr-02-2014 10:38 AM
Dog Folks wrote:
A tuba on the picnic table works well as a camper repellent.
โApr-02-2014 10:23 AM
rockhillmanor wrote:
CG owners have the same energy field disease.
They sign you in and start parking you one by one next to each other. While there are 40 more empty sites on the outskirts of the CG.
I always ask to be parked out in the lower forty of the CG 'away' from other campers. I am full time and when I get off the road for the night when traveling all I want to do is relax for the night. I'm not there for a social gathering!
You'd be surprised the 'deer in the headlights' look I get from the CG owners. It's almost as if they don't know how or what to do. They are so conditioned to parking everyone sardine style row after row as you come in. Which it IS your choice if you don't want to be the next number in line. :R
โApr-02-2014 10:15 AM
โApr-02-2014 09:54 AM